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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Nainen Hae A Miestä
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Kuvailisin itseäni
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Kirjaudu
Oinas
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Keskiverto
Pituuteni on
5' 1 (1.55 m)
Silmienvärini on
Ruskea
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Sinkku
Minulla on lapsia
Ei
Haluan lapsia
En ole varma
Paras puoleni on
Hiukset
Ulkonäkö
Lävistetty... Mutta vain korvista, Arpinen
Hiukseni ovat
Tummanruskea
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Kissa
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Kyllä
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Jonkin verran Lukiota
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Kokopäiväinen
Erikoistun
Myynti / Markkinointi
Työ tittelini on
Customer Care Rep
Tuloni per vuosi
$15,000USD - $29,999USD
Asun
Lemmikin / Lemmikeiden kanssa
Kotona
Ystävät vierailevat satunnaisesti
Tupakoin
Ei
Juon
Ei
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Luokan Pelle
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Äänekäs, Anti - sosiaalinen, Koominen, Outo
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Kuntoilu, Taide & Käsityöt, Musiikki, Elokuvat, Internetti, Pelit, Ruokailla, Uskonto / Hengellisyys, Matkustaminen, Vapaaehtoistoiminta, Tietokoneet
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Elokuvat, Nukkuminen, Pukeutumisleikit, Videopelien pelaaminen, Museossa käyminen
Unelma treffini olisivat
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Olen aina halunnut kokeilla
The above.
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Ongelmien löytäjä, Epävarma, Hassu
Katsomukset
Nimellisarvoni on
Muu
Käyn säännöllisesti
Kerran viikossa
Tavoitteeni elämässäni on
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Minun tapainen huumori on
Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Hassu, Sadistinen
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Sarjakuvat, Dokumentit, Draamat
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Toiminta, Komedia, Animaatio
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Rock musiikki, Pop musiikki
Kun luen, luen aina
Omaelämänkerta, Elämänkerta, Terveys, Uskonnollinen
Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Viisaus, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Huumori, Hyvät taidot, Kaljuus, Spontaanisuus, Flirttaileva, Nokkela, Ajattelevaisuus
Mitä etsit?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
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