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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Femeie În căutare de Bărbat
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Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Zodie
Berbec
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Mediu
Înălțimea mea este
5' 1 (1.55 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Șaten
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Singur(ă)
Am copii
Nu
Doresc copii
Nu sunt sigur(ă)
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Păr
Body Art
Străpuns... Dar numai ureche(i), Cu cicatrice
Părul meu este
Șaten închis
Am mai multe de asta
Pisică
Dispus să mă mut
Da
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Ceva colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Cu normă întreagă
Specializarea mea este
Vânzări / Marketing
Denumirea postului meu de muncă este
Customer Care Rep
Salariul meu anual este
15,000$ - 29,999$
Eu trăiesc
Cu un animal (animale) de companie
acasă
Prietenii vin ocazional
Fumez
Nu
Beau
Nu
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Clown de clasă
Comportamentul meu social este
Gălăgios, Anti-social , De comedie, Ciudat
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Exercitare, Artă și Artizanat, Muzică, Filme, Internet , Jocuri, Mese, Religie / Spiritualitate, Călătorii, Voluntariatul, Calculatoare
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Cu prietenii, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Dormit, Joacă cu îmbrăcăminte, Jocuri video, La un muzeu
O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc
The above.
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Scandalagiu, Tainic, Ridicol
Vizualizări
Denominarea mea este
Altele
Particip la servicii
O dată pe săptămână
Scopul meu în viață este
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Genul meu de umor este
Sec / Sarcastic, Ridicol, Sadic
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Desene animate, Documentar, Drame
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Comedie , Animație
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Rock , Pop
Când citesc, eu citesc
Auto-biografie, Biografie, Sănătate, Religie
Distracția pentru mine este
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
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Ce vi se pare atractiv?
Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Abilități excelente, Îndrăzneală, Spontaneitate, Flirt, Rațiune, Grija
Ce căutați?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
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