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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Женщина Ищу Мужчину
Базовая информация
Я бы описал(а) себя как
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Знак зодиака
Овен
Внешность и семейное положение
Телосложение
Среднее
Мой рост
154 см
Мои глаза
Коричневые
Моя этническая принадлежность
Белый европеец/кавказец
Семейное положение
Один/одна
У меня есть дети
Нет
Хочу детей
Не знаю
Привлекательная часть тела
Волосы
Боди-арт
Пирсинг… ушей, Шрамы
Мои волосы
Шатен
Домашние животные
Кошка
Хочу переехать
Да
Статус
Образование
Неоконченное высшее
Работа/Учеба:
Полный рабочий день
Род занятий
Продажи/Реклама/Маркетинг
Род занятий
Customer Care Rep
Зарабатываю в год
от $15,000USD до $29,999USD
Живу
С домашними животными
Дома
Иногда приходят друзья
Отношение к курению
Нет
Пью
Нет
Характер
В школе я был(а):
Клоун
Мое социальное поведение
Шумное, Антисоциальное, Комедийное, Странное
Интересы и увлечения:
Упражнения, Искусство и поделки, Музыка, Фильмы, Интернет, Игры, Ужин, Религия, Путешествия, Волонтерство, Компьютеры
Мое представление об отлично проведенном времени
Тусовки с друзьями, Пробовать новое, Фильмы, Спать, Игра в переодевания, Видеоигры, Пойду в музей
Идеально первое свидание
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Я всегда хотел попробовать
The above.
Друзья считают что я:
Зачинатель проблем, Со странностями, Немного "того"
Взгляды
Моё вероисповедание
Другое
Посещение служб:
Раз в неделю
Моя цель в жизни
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Мой юмор
Сарказм, Немного "того", Садистский
Вкусы
По телевизору, я всегда смотрю
Мультфильмы, Документальное кино, Драма
Предпочитаемые жанры фильмов:
Экшн, Комедии, Анимация
Предпочитаемая музыка
Рок, Поп
Я люблю читать:
Автобиография, Биография, Здоровье, Религия
Мои идеи классного времяпрепровождения
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
В поиске
Считаю привлекательным:
Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Умения, Смелость, Спонтанность, Кокетство, Остроумие, Внимание
Что и кого ищете?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
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